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..Life's
Little Frustration Book
..G.
Gaynor McTigue
..$6.99
- St. Martin's Press
..ISBN
0-312-95215-5
..Read
sample entries below:
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You flush the toilet at a party
and to your horror it rises...and rises...and rises...
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You get a shopping cart with one wheel that won't move.
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Your movie seat lists to starboard.
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The fitted sheet keeps popping off at the corner where your head is.
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You can never put anything back in the box the way it came.
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You take a picture of your thumb.
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Something falls under the bed and you just...can't...reach it.
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You walk briskly into a turnstile that doesn't turn.
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You buy an album based on the one song you've heard and all the other cuts are
dogs.
* You wake
up one morning and hate all your clothes.
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There's something underneath the paper that makes your pen go all crooked.
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And 354 more!
Life's
Little Frustration Book by G. Gaynor McTigue
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